1、希望以后的你，增长的不再是体重，而是知识和见闻。
I hope that in the future, you will no longer gain weight, but knowledge and knowledge.
2、照相不敢咧嘴笑，裤子不敢穿浅色，这是一个胖子的悲哀！
Photo dare not grin, trousers dare not wear light color, this is a fat mans sorrow!
3、减肥没那么多容易，因为每一块肉都有它的脾气。
Its not so easy to lose weight, because every piece of meat has its temper.
4、减肥真不是人干的事儿，干成了你就成了更好的人。
Losing weight is really not a human thing. If you do it, you will become a better person.
5、每一个减肥失败的女子，身边定有一个多年增肥无效的闺蜜。
Every woman who fails to lose weight is bound to have a friend who has failed to gain weight for many years.
6、你再有本事，心再好，也只是个胖子！
No matter how good you are, you are just a fat man!
7、我之所以瘦不下来，因为心里装了一个你。
The reason why I can thin down, because I installed a you in my heart.
8、我有一颗减肥的心，和一个吃货的胃，他两天天PK。
I have a heart to lose weight, and a stomach to eat, he PK two days.
9、这么多年，我爸妈把我养胖不容易，我就不减肥。
For so many years, its not easy for my parents to make me fat, so I don lose weight.
10、好希望有那么一个人，能让我寝食难安，日渐消瘦，消瘦！
Good hope there is such a person, can let me sleep and eat uneasy, gradually emaciated, emaciated!
11、如果瘦不了，那就喝个旺仔牛奶让我长高吧！
If you can make me slim, Ill drink milk!
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