一、拍了拍我的 脑瓜 给我整得嗡嗡的。
Patted my skull and gave me a buzz.
二、拍了拍我的脑袋并叫了声爸。
Patted my head and called dad.
三、拍了拍我的肩膀说：爸爸真好。
Patted me on the shoulder and said, "Dad is so kind.
四、拍一拍我的小脑瓜 然后出现在你的面前。
Pat my little brain and show it to you.
五、拍了拍我的小脸说：真好看。
Patted my little face and said, Its beautiful.
六、拍了拍我的 心肌都梗塞。
Patted me, my heart was blocked.
七、拍了拍我的棺材板。
Patted my coffin plate.
八、拍了拍我的甜筒并糊了一手。
Patted my cone and burned my hand.
九、拍了拍我的奶茶说这杯我请。
Patted my milk tea and said this cup is on me
十、拍了拍我的沐浴露吹出了泡泡。
Patted my shower gel and blew out bubbles.
十一、拍了拍我的钱包说养我一辈子。
Patted my wallet and said to support me for life.
十二、拍了拍我的后背说美女请留步。
Patted me on the back and said, please stay.
十三、拍了拍我的双下巴并数了层数。
Patted my chin and counted the layers.
十四、拍了拍我的狗子转头就是一口。
Patted my dog, turned his head and took a bite.
十五、拍了拍我的照片太漂亮了。
Took a picture of me. It was beautiful.
十六。拍了拍我的垃圾桶说这是我家。
Patted my trash can and said it was my home.
十七、拍了拍我的西瓜并挖了一大勺。
Patted my watermelon and dug a big spoon.
十八、拍了拍我的砖头表示自己很怂。
Patted my brick to show that I was a coward.
十九、拍了拍我的豪宅竟然塌了。
I patted my mansion and it collapsed.
二十、拍了拍我的头顶却没摸到秀发。
Patted my head but didn touch my hair.
二十一、拍了拍我的狗头并且踹了一脚。
Patted my dogs head and kicked it
