分享一些清新好玩的沙雕句子，句子很简单，但很爆笑，字字句句戳中你的笑点，快来看一看。
一、你说的很对 不过我不听。
You are right, but I don’t listen.
二、不笑运气差，一笑脸就大。
When you are not smiling, you have bad luck, and your face is big when you smile.
三、口袋里钞票的颜色，决定了今天的心情。
The color of the banknote in the pocket determines todays mood.
四、想我就抱抱空气吧，毕竟我的可爱无处不在。
If you think about me, hug the air, after all, my cuteness is everywhere.
五、肉体肆意横行，灵魂惊慌失措。
The body is rampant, and the soul is panicked.
六、你连我微信都不加，那你加什么? 加拿大吗?
You don’t even add to my WeChat, what do you add? Canada?
七、希望你成为一个有钱又有趣的人，实在不行，光有钱也行。
I hope you become a rich and interesting person. Its really not good, just rich.
八、你连我都不喜欢，喜欢什么？喜羊羊吗？
You don even like me, what do you like? Pleasant goat?
九、我才十几岁，爱情可以晚点到，但是外卖不行。
Im only a teenager, love can be late, but takeaways can .
十、喜欢一个人太累了，所以我喜欢了十个。
Its too tired to like one person, so I like ten.
十一、你连我都不爱，你在爱什么？爱尔兰吗？
You don even love me, what are you loving? Ireland?
十二、今晚月色可真好，想吃麦辣鸡腿堡。
The moonlight is so good tonight, I want to eat spicy chicken drumsticks.
十三、发财和发朋友圈，我总得发一个吧。
Make money and make friends, I have to make one.
十四、我不回你短信，是因为我感冒了，怕传染到你。
I do not reply to your text messages because I have a cold and I am afraid of infecting you.
十五、假如生活欺骗了你，你就打开美颜相机。
If life deceives you, you turn on the beauty camera.
