1、曾经我是个很重感情的人，如今感情失去了，这才发现，我只是个很重的人。
Once I was a very heavy feelings of people, now the feelings lost, this only found that I am a very heavy person.
2、我为什么长那么好看主要有以下两个原因：一，我有一张胡说八道的嘴，我用的美颜相机。
There are two main reasons why I look so good: first, I have a mouth full of nonsense and I use a beautiful camera.
3、已经几天没发朋友圈了，不难看出我是一个沉默寡言、内向腼腆、成熟稳重的女孩子。
I haven made friends for several days. Its not hard to see that I am a quiet, shy, mature and steady girl.
4、有些人的聊天记录，一翻全是情话暖言，我的聊天记录一翻全是作业答案。
Some peoples chat records, a look is full of love words warm words, my chat records are all homework answers.
5、跟沙雕女孩要保持良好关系，这样就可以拿她的沙雕段子，去逗自己喜欢的女孩了。
Keep a good relationship with interesting girls so that you can use her funny jokes to tease the girls you like.
6、男朋友不回我消息，首先想想自己错在哪了？错就错在我为什么只有一个男朋友。
If my boyfriend doesn reply to my news, whats wrong with him? The wrong thing is why I have only one boyfriend.
7、有人约架请告诉我，不用告诉我多少人，告诉我时间地点就行了，因为不管你们多少人，我都看。
If someone has an appointment, please let me know. Don tell me how many people, just tell me the time and place, because no matter how many of you are, I will watch it.
8、老婆，要是有个男的很丑，但很有钱你会要吗？
干嘛不要，你这么丑又没钱我都要。
Wife, if there is a man who is ugly but rich, will you want it?
Why not? You e so ugly and have no money. Ill take it all.
9、你们处对象可以多加几个条件吗？总是说是个女的就行，搞得我都怀疑自己不是女的了。
Can you add more conditions to your girlfriend? Always say its a woman, so I suspect Im not a woman.
10、现在的男孩子都好有品味啊，一个个的都看不上我。
Now the boys are good taste, one by one do not look up to me.
11、成功把寒假作业留到了夏天。
I successfully saved my winter vacation homework to summer.
12、相爱没那么容易，每个人都有他的手机。
Love is not so easy, everyone has his mobile phone.图片来源网络，侵权请联系删除
