1、出生的时候，选择了困难模式，谁知道一个随机，就来到了地球。
When I was born, I chose the difficult mode, who can know a random, I came to the earth.
2、单身并不难，难的是应付那些千方百计想让你结束单身的人，比如你的七大姑，八大姨。
Its not hard to be single. Its hard to deal with people who are trying to get you out of it, like your aunt.
3、孩子忽悠父母叫欺骗，父母忽悠孩子叫教育，这太不公平了。
Children deceive their parents, this is called cheating, parents cheat on children, this is called education. Its not fair.
4、曾经梦想仗剑走天涯，后来手机没电了。
I once dreamed of walking around the world with a sword, but my mobile phone ran out of power.
5、不要总是对别人笑，也许你不经意的一个笑容，就会变成别人的表情包。
Don always smile at others, maybe you inadvertently a smile, will become other peoples expression package.
6、别人用几千万的包，我只能用表情包。
Others use tens of millions of Yuan bags, I can only use expression bags.
7、人生不要犹豫，想去哪就去，想谈恋爱就想。
Don hesitate in life, go where you want to go, and imagine if you want to fall in love.
8、找对象不能找有对象的，那样不好，也不能找没有对象的，别人不要的咱也不要。
If you want a boyfriend, you can find someone who has a girlfriend. Thats not good. You can find someone who doesn have a girlfriend. We don want what others don want.
9、刚刚有人坐我旁边，我过去就是一个巴掌，真的是，怎么可以压到我隐形的翅膀。
Just now someone was sitting next to me. I used to be a slap in the face. Really, how can I press my invisible wings.
10、漂亮的话我不会说，漂亮的我正在说话。
Beautiful words I won say, Im beautiful, Im talking.
11、这世界上没有什么东西能不劳而获，如果硬说有，那就是脂肪。
There is nothing in the world that you can get without effort. If you insist on it, it is fat.
12、今天天气很好，适合打打闹闹，也适合亲亲抱抱。
Its a fine day for playing, kissing and hugging.
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