一、我真的无敌螺旋丸究极爆炸炫酷狂拽五彩阿姆斯特朗回旋加速棒
Im really invincible spiral pill ultimate explosion cool crazy drag colorful Armstrong cyclotron rod
二、今天你只要打开窗 要风得风 要雨得雨
Today, all you have to do is open the window and ask for wind, wind and rain.
三、撑着伞在雨中转圈 感觉自己不淋不淋的
Walking around in the rain with an umbrella, I feel like Im not getting wet
四、（下雨的真相）云：哇的一声就哭了：我怎么变黑了
(The truth about the rain) Cloud: Wow, I cried: How did I get dark
五、世界万物都如此可爱 我们没理由不可爱
Everything in the world is so cute. Theres no reason we can be cute
六、我本应该是世上最温柔的女孩子 直到我打开了王者荣耀
I was supposed to be the softest girl in the world until I opened Arena of Valor
七、我只是一个沉默寡言不善言辞的靓女
I am just a pretty girl with few words and no words.
八、你害怕点 我不正常
You e scared. Im not normal
九、风急天高猿啸哀 肥肉和我说拜拜
In a sharp gale from the wide sky apes are whimpering Fat and I Say Goodbye
十、我欲乘风归去 养只小乌龟
I want to take the wind back to raise a little turtle.
十一、上课内容只有一句“下课吧”是和我有关系的
There is only one sentence in the class, "Get out of class" is related to me
十二、夕阳西下，接通电话，是你啊
The sun is setting. Its you who connected the phone.
十三、晚上好，可以推荐点好吃的宵夜吗？价格在三万以下，五块左右
Good evening. Can you recommend some delicious midnight snack? The price is below 30 thousand, about five yuan
十四、请问一下.如果不还蚂蚁花呗会怎么样.会被抓去蚂蚁森林种树吗？
Excuse me. what happens if you don return the ant flower? will you be caught planting trees in the ant forest?
十五、昨天睡不好 棉被太轻 压不住想你的心
I couldn sleep well yesterday. The quilt was too light to hold your heart
十六、你们一定要好好读书不要像我一样靠着一张可爱的脸混吃混喝
You must study hard and don eat and drink with a lovely face like me
十七、我在煮月亮，你想往里面加点什么
I am cooking the moon. What would you like to add to it
十八、我太脆弱了，我就是一片波力海苔
Im too fragile. Im a sea of polly moss
十九、我要在枕头底下放一把刀，以防突然有人给我带来一个蛋糕
Ill put a knife under my pillow in case someone suddenly brings me a cake
二十、众生皆小饼萌萌萌是最甜的那一块
All beings are small cakes, Meng Meng is the sweetest piece
二十一、出人意料的事很多 比如 你以为我会举一个例子
There are a lot of surprises, like you thought Id give you an example
二十二、我有三个朋友一个叫东眼 一个叫西耳一个叫南嘴那我叫什么
I have three friends, one is called Dongyan, the other is called Xier and the other is called Nanzui. Whats my name then
二十三、端一碗水出门去捉一碗月亮
Carry a bowl of water out to catch a bowl of moon
二十四、我的钱虽然不是大风刮来的，但就像是被风刮走的
Although my money didn come from the strong wind, it seemed to be carried away by the wind.
二十五、有人相爱有人夜里看海有人数学不过半百
Some people love each other, some watch the sea at night, and some do not have more than half a hundred mathematics.
二十六、我太爱发脾气了我感觉我上辈子就是一门大炮
I love losing my temper too much. I feel like I was a cannon in my last life.
二十七、面对喜欢的人智商总是会消失,就像我爱数学
In the face of people I like, IQ will always disappear, just like I love math.
二十八、今天天气预报说有大雨 出门记得带沐浴露
Todays weather forecast says bring shower gel when you go out in heavy rain.
