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风趣幽默的小句子 沙雕搞笑 趣味多多

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风趣幽默的小句子 沙雕搞笑 趣味多多

点赞真是一种非常高冷的表现方式,不给对方任何回复的机会,就只是默默地告诉别人,“朕已阅”。

Praise is really a very cold way of expression. Without giving the other party any chance to reply, they just silently tell others, "I have read it".

天冷了,嘘寒问暖不如打笔巨款.

Its cold. Its better to make a huge sum of money

我拿起人民币研究半天,明白了……赚大钱才能买房,赚小钱就只能看山水。

I picked up the RMB and studied it for a long time. I understand。You can only buy a house if you make a lot of money. You can only see the landscape if you make a little money.

春天扛疫,夏天扛洪,秋天扛风,冬天扛冻,过年扛穷稳住,我们一定能赢

We can carry the epidemic in spring, the flood in summer, the wind in autumn, the cold in winter and the poverty in the new year. We will win

“支付越来越简单,钱却越来越难赚”,看到这句话真是莫名的忧伤。

"Payment is becoming easier and easier, but money is becoming more and more difficult to earn". Its inexplicable sadness to see this sentence.

无聊的我,无聊地拿着手机 每天都是这样

Boring me, boring holding my cell phone, its like this every day

这个世界上厉害的人有很多,不差我们。但是不管快乐的人有多少,都必须有我们。

There are many powerful people in the world, not bad for us.But no matter how many happy people there are, there must be us.

马上假期马上结束了想减肥又管不住嘴咋办?悄悄告诉你绝招:站在秤上吃

The holiday is over soon. What if you want to lose weight and can stop talking? Quietly tell you the trick: stand on the scale and eat

聊天诚可贵,网费价更高。若想要回复,转账或红包。

Chat is valuable, and the price of Internet is higher. If you want to reply, transfer or red envelope.

我已经发布文章了,想引起我注意的可以现在给我点赞和收藏了。

I have published an article. If you want to attract my attention, you can give me some praise and collection now.

我把自己吃得那么圆,就是为了不让别人把我看扁了

I eat myself so round just to prevent others from looking down on me

做一个贪财好色的小女子,有钱、有酒、 有美貌 、肤浅又快乐。

Be a greedy little woman with money, wine, beauty, superficial and happy.

赶紧约我见面吧,过段时间想见我,我说了不算,得政府通知,得村长同意

Ask me to meet you quickly. If you want to see me later, I won count. I have to be notified by the government and agreed by the village head

活了这么多年,一直搞不明白一件事,拉勾为什么要上吊?

After living for so many years, I still don understand one thing. Why should I hang the hook?

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