1丶 保持美丽的秘密，以前是睡觉，现在是修图。
Keeping a beautiful secret used to be sleeping, but now it is drawing.
2丶平时骂你就算了，非要等我打你，才知道我文武双全。
Usually scold you calculate, don wait for me to hit you, just know I wenwu both.
3丶这么晚还不睡的你，一定是有心事，比如，担心明早起不来。
You must have something on your mind, for example, worrying about not getting up early tomorrow.
4丶 一般人都不会说我长得帅，他们通常只会说我生得有霸气。
Most people don say that I am handsome, they usually only say that I am domineering.
5丶你不要老吵着儿童节要礼物要礼物，遇见我就是上帝送你最好的礼物。
Don keep clamoring for gifts on Childrens Day. Meeting me is the best gift God can give you.
6丶天下没有不散的宴席，但是如果你请客，我可以陪你多吃点。
There is no such thing as an endless banquet, but if you treat me, I can accompany you to eat more.
7丶我不想理你的时候，你哄我也没用，这时候你得给我发红包。
When I don want to talk to you, its no use coaxing me. You have to give me red envelopes at this time.
8丶每天收集可爱的小句子有啥用，还不如收集可爱的我呢。
Whats the use of collecting cute little sentences every day? Its better to collect cute me.
9丶努力了这么久，但凡有点儿天赋，也该有些成功迹象了。
After so long efforts, any talent should show some signs of success.
10丶我胖的唯一原因，是太小的身体容纳不了我饱满的性格。
The only reason why I am fat is that my body is too small to accommodate my full personality.
11丶我也曾青春逼人，可惜现在青春没了，就剩这么个逼人了。
I used to be young too, but now that my youth is gone, there is only such an aggressive person left.
12丶有时候觉得自己变丑了，拿出美颜相机一看，发现果然是自己多虑了。
Sometimes I think Ive become ugly. I take out my beauty camera and find that Ive been worrying too much.
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