1、我是一只绵羊，今天我把毛全剪了，然后我就失棉（眠）了。
Im a sheep. Today I cut all my wool, and then I lose my cotton.
2、我是真心喜欢你，永远把你放在第一位。算了，先不说了，游戏开始了。
I really like you and always put you first. Forget it. Lets not talk about it. The game begins.
3、听说女孩子说叠字非常可爱，我我不不是是结结巴巴。
I heard that girls say reduplication is very cute. I am not stuttering.
4、我们俩分手后 交不交男朋友是你的事 揍不揍他就是我的事了。
Its up to you whether well make a boyfriend after we break up. Its my business to beat him or not.
5、希望大家能够对自己好一些，能怪对象的就别怪自己。
I hope you can be better to yourself, and don blame yourself if you can blame the object.
6、等你长大成年，你就不再是傻孩子了，而是一个傻子。
When you grow up, you will no longer be a silly child, but a fool.
7、什么事让你发现这个人不能深交？神回复：发朋友圈的照片是p了自己。
What makes you find out that this person can be intimate? God reply: Send a friend circles picture is p to own.
8、小时候总想把头发梳成大人的模样，但长大后才发现，其实大人并没有什么头发。
When I was a child, I always wanted to comb my hair like an adult, but when I grew up, I found out that adults didn have any hair.
9、穷一点没有关系，没有什么好悲伤的，因为一辈子很快就会过去的。
It doesn matter if you are poor. Theres nothing to be sad about, because a lifetime will soon pass.
10、不要觉得自己每天都像个憨批，自信一点，你一直都是憨批。
Don feel like a silly batch every day. Be confident. Youve always been silly.
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