朋友圈有趣的搞笑句子，沙雕逗比，人人笑到停不下来
有天晚上我吃得很饱，到晚上睡觉了还是很撑，我和姥姥睡一个房间，我由于很饱嘛，就连着放了3--4秒的p，结果姥姥惊醒了，说了句：“快去开门你二舅骑摩托车回来了”
I had enough to eat one night, I slept in a room with my grandmother, because I was very full,
I put 34 seconds in a row p, grandma woke up, said :" go open the door, your uncle back on a motorcycle "
月亮超级美，你就像天上的星星，跟月亮沾不着边
The moon is so beautiful, you are like a star in the sky, you can touch the moon
今天在街上碰到了一位老同学，万万没想到，当年学习那么好，现在混成这个样子，我感慨万千，居然只往我碗里放了一块
Today in the street met an old classmate, never thought, at that time study so good, now mixed into this appearance, I feel impassioned, unexpectedly only put a piece into my bowl
无聊的时候就看书吧，当你准备认真读书的时候，这个世界就会变得非常的有趣，任何风吹草动都能吸引你
Read when you e bored, and when you re ready to read seriously, the world will become very interesting, and any wind and grass will attract you
白白胖胖，脱单无望
Fat and white and hopeless
嘴小的人吸一下叫种草莓，那被嘴大的吸一下叫什么？＂拔罐
Small mouth people suck to call grow strawberry, what is that by mouth big suck to call? "cupping
昨晚梦见自己秃了，今早起来一看，真的秃了，这也算梦想成真吧
I dreamt I was bald last night. I got up this morning and was really bald. It was a dream come true
连我你都不在乎 那你在乎什么 在呼伦贝尔吗
You don even care about me, so what do you care about, in Hulunbeir?
他很安静， 初中三年我经常会摸他，夏天总觉得他的皮肤比我的凉，经常靠在他身上上课， 他也从来不说什么， 谢谢你，我的同桌， 墙
He is very quiet, junior high school three years I often touch him, summer always feel his skin is cooler than me, often lean against him in class, he never said anything, thank you, my table mate, wall.
别问我到底长不长这样 要真长这样也不会没有对象
Don ask me if I m growing like this. If Im growing like this, I wo n t be without anyone
打游戏真的可以变年轻，因为大家都喊你小学生
Playing games can really make you younger, because everyone calls you elementary school
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