我真的服了，为什么别人找对象都跟流星一样，嗖一下就找到了，我找对象，跟个蜗牛似的，慢的感人。
I really convinced, why other people look for objects like meteors, whoosh to find, I look for objects, like a snail, slow moving.
我的头感觉要炸了，可能是里面太多知识了，要溢出来了吧。
My head feels like its going to up, maybe theres too much knowledge in it, its going to overflow.
当五个人同时追我的时候我就只好交闪现了。
When five people chased me at the same time, I had to flash.
我今天非常不高兴，虽然跟你没关系吧，但是我就是不讲道理，你给我道歉。
I am very unhappy today, although it has nothing to do with you, but I just unreasonable, you apologize to me.
我告诉你们，别来惹我，我可是脾气非常不好的人，你们要是把我惹急了，我就走！让你们永远都见不到像我这么善良可爱美丽大方的小仙女了。
I tell you, don mess with me, I m a very bad temper, if you mess with me, Ill go! So that you will never see such a kind, lovely, beautiful and generous fairy like me.
哼，你是王者荣耀巅峰期第一名又如何，到时候还不是得求着我别送。
Well, you e the first place in the peak of Honor of Kings.
不是，谁还不是个名人咋地，我出我们村头，所有大叔大妈都要给我打招呼，这就是我跟你的不同！
No, who is not a celebrity, I come out of our village, all uncle and aunt to say hello to me, this is the difference between me and you!
你如果骂我，我绝对不会骂回去，毕竟我是个有素质的人，不跟你一般见识，还有就是我骂不过。
If you scold me, I will never scold back, after all, I am a qualified person, not with you general knowledge, and I can not scold.
非常喜欢你，但是你比较物质，我寻思着就把我家里那些金条拿去卖了吧，这个你应该喜欢，可是店里导购员不让，还把我轰出来了。
I like you very much, but you are more material, I think about my family to sell those gold bars, you should like this, but the shop guide refused, but also blew me out.
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